sultryandsexy asked: EARS?! tEN FINGERS?? no way. :o

TWO ears! can you believe it?!

3 months ago · 13 notes

Anonymous asked: im a girl and i masturbate to this blog all the time, but im more interested in finding out who the man behind the blog is;)

The man behind the blog is a lot less interesting as you can see here but thanks :)

Anonymous asked: What is the video with Lyla storm and the top hat you photoshopped called?

It’s from this

3 months ago · 40 notes

I blame Tumblr for giving me top hats

Look at all these fools without top hats. Why don’t you have top hats???